whoohoo.co.uk Joke of the Day




Monday 31 March 2025		Monday 31 March 2025

Home

Translators


	Ali G Translator

	Cockney Rhyming Slang Translator

	Irish Translator NEW!

	Scouse Translator

	Yorkshire Chicken Run Translator

	Brummie Translator

	Geordie Translator

	Scottie Translator

	Jolly Well Spoken Translator

Add Word to the Translators

Use Translators on your site!

Joke of the Day

whoohoo.co.uk in the media

About whoohoo

Links

Tell Us What You Think!

Today's Joke of the Day

Below is today's joke of the day. Please come back tomorrow to see the next joke of the day.
Updated EVERY day!

Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet come across a huge granite statue which resembles a sitting man. It stands almost 400 feet tall and is anatomically correct right down to the fingernails and teeth.

"It looks real enough to talk," says one. "Lets try," says the other, who turns to the statue and asks it its name. No answer. "How old are you?" No answer. Finally, one archaeologist shouts out, "What is the square root of 64?"

The mountain shakes as the giant statue rises to its feet and puts its hand on its chin. Slowly, after what seems like an eternity, the statue answers in a roaring voice, "Eight."

"Of course," says one of the archaeologists, "It only stands to reason."

Please come back tomorrow to see the next joke of the day!

NOTE:

We are considering starting an occasional Joke-by-email list. If you think you would like to receive the occasional joke by email in the future, please enter your address into the box below: