whoohoo.co.uk Legal Policy

In General

Access to and use of this Web site and the products and search services available through this Web site (collectively, the "Services") are subject to the following terms, conditions and notices. BY USING THE SERVICES, YOU ARE AGREEING TO ALL OF THESE TERMS, CONDITIONS AND NOTICES, WITHOUT MODIFICATION BY YOU. This Web site contains links to Web sites, Web pages and services also operated by whoohoo.co.uk or its affiliates (the "CK NET Sites"), and your use of each CK NET Site is also subject to the terms of use, if any, contained within each CK NET Site. If any of the terms, conditions and notices contained in these Terms of Use conflict with the terms of use contained within any particular CK NET Site, then those terms of use shall control the use of that CK NET Site. Please familiarize yourself with the terms of use applicable to each CK NET Site. You can direct any questions concerning these Terms of Use to:

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Personal and Commercial Use

You may not modify, reformat, copy, display, distribute, transmit, publish, license, create derivative works from, transfer or sell any information, products or services obtained from the Services, except as permitted by these Terms of Use or under applicable laws. This restriction means, among other things, that you may not mirror on your own Web site, the home page or results pages of this Web site or any CK NET Site.

If you want to make commercial use of the whoohoo.co.uk translator service, please contact chris@whoohoo.co.uk for more information.

Disclaimer of Warranties

The Service is a free service offered by whoohoo.co.uk.

The Service is offered free of charge by whoohoo.co.uk

The English Language and the dialects associated with it changes constantly and it may not be possible to be always up to date. As a result, whoohoo.co.uk does not and cannot guarantee that your translator results will be complete or accurate at the time of your search.

This Web site links to other sites with whom whoohoo.co.uk has no relationship. We make no representations or have any liability with respect to these other sites.

THE SERVICES AND ALL INFORMATION, PRODUCTS AND OTHER CONTENT (INCLUDING THIRD PARTY INFORMATION, PRODUCTS AND CONTENT) INCLUDED IN OR ACCESSIBLE FROM THIS WEB SITE AND ANY OF THE CK NET SITES, ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" BASIS AND ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE TO YOU. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, CK NET EXCLUDES ANY REPRESENTATIONS, WARRANTIES, OR CONDITIONS, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF CONDITION, QUALITY, MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT OF PROPRIETARY RIGHTS) AS TO THE SERVICES AND ALL INFORMATION, PRODUCTS AND OTHER CONTENT (INCLUDING THIRD PARTY INFORMATION, PRODUCTS AND CONTENT) INCLUDED IN OR ACCESSIBLE FROM THIS WEB SITE AND ANY OF THE CK NET WEB SITES.

Liability Disclaimer

IN NO EVENT SHALL WHOOHOO.CO.UK OR ANY OF ITS AFFILIATES OR CONTENT PROVIDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, OR DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF USE, PROFITS, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLES, OR THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THE USE, INABILITY TO USE, UNAUTHORIZED USE, PERFORMANCE OR NON-PERFORMANCE OF THIS WEB SITE, ANY CK NET SITE OR THE SERVICES, EVEN IF WHOOHOO.CO.UK HAS BEEN ADVISED PREVIOUSLY OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES AND WHETHER SUCH DAMAGES ARISE IN CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE, TORT, UNDER STATUTE, IN EQUITY, AT LAW OR OTHERWISE.

Racial Issues

whoohoo.co.uk is not intended to be racist, sexist, or otherwise demeaning or discriminatory toward any ethnic, religious, or cultural group, or any other minority (or even majority). Nowhere on this site will you find any advocation of discrimination against any group of people, which is what racism is.

whoohoo.co.uk attempts to find humour in cultural differences, but this humour is absolutely not intended to be demeaning in any way. It does not make fun of cultural dialects; rather, it mines humour that may be found when certain English passages are expressed in a dialect we are not used to hearing such English passages expressed in. By no means is whoohoo.co.uk intended to ridicule or demean.

Use of whoohoo.co.uk email services

By using the email services provided, you agree that whilst whoohoo.co.uk strongly protects its users' privacy, in cases of government or legal inquiry, whoohoo.co.uk is free to disclose any details regarding your email to any authorised body. Whoohoo.co.uk does not provide an anonymous emailer service.

Feedback Information

Any information provided to whoohoo.co.uk in connection with this Web site or any CK NET Site shall be provided by the submitter and received by whoohoo.co.uk on a non-confidential basis. Subject to the Data Protection Act 1998 and EU Data Protection Directive 95/46 requirements, whoohoo.co.uk shall be permitted to use such information.

Linking to Our Site

You may link to our site for noncommercial purposes. For commercial purposes, please contact chris@whoohoo.co.uk for information on using our technology.

Miscellaneous

These Terms of Use constitute the entire agreement of the parties and supersede any and all prior and contemporaneous agreements of the parties relating to the subject matter. If any provision of these Terms of Use is determined to be invalid or unenforceable, then such invalidity or unenforceability shall not have any effect on any other provision of these Terms of Use, all of which shall remain in full force and effect. These Terms of Use are governed by and shall be interpreted in accordance with the laws of the United Kingdom, without regard to any choice of law provisions. You hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of courts in Great Britain, regarding any and all disputes relating to these Terms of Use, use of this Web site or any CK NET Site, or the Services.

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Portions based on an excerpt from 'The Dialectizer'.